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It's not enough that churches are tax-exempt regardless of whether they help anyone, now they're calling for complete immunity from all legal statutes.

A child asks fundamentalist if they believe the bible is literal truth. The answer goes like this: "Yes, I believe it all literally." "But you said that Hell isn't forever." "Correct." "But the bible says Hell is forever." "No it doesn't." "Yes, it does." "Well, I don't believe that that part is meant to be taken literally."

I would watch this live-action Daria movie.

Learning about the reality of evolution by studying it in HIV, part 1 and part 2.

Want to take part in a scientific breakthrough? Thanks to distributed computing, you can!

Bart Ehrman's wonderful Misquoting Jesus lecture.

That's one smart mop.

I don't have wanderlust, I have WONDERLUST.

Don't Hug Me. I'm Scared... PART 3!

Cody likes videogames

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Continuing in their tradition of being completely against science, the Republican party just passed a bill forbidding third-party scientists from advising the EPA in their areas of expertise, and wants to replace them with non-expert corporate scientists. The Republican goal is to prevent a politically unaffiliated climatologist who just published a paper on climate change from consulting the EPA on their paper, while allowing a geologist working for Exxon to do so. Taking a cue from their success in eradicating teen-pregnancy in the Southern states, they've learned that if you prevent people from having access to the truth, the problem magically disappears!

When a man just doesn't understand rape.

Welcome to your new police state where traffic cops have more firepower than the military of most countries, and they're taught that crime is a black and white issue that needs more aggression and more violence.

Dr. Luke Galen gives a lecture on the roots of morality. Spoiler alert, it doesn't come from religion.

Global terrorism is on the rise, and the majority of it is coming from Islamic states.

Christian Evangelist Donnie Swaggart, son of Jimmy Swaggart claims that homosexuals are just like ISIS and they want to execute Christians. Ironically, it is Swaggart's holy book that calls for the execution of homosexuals, not the other way around.

My state Capitol wants to erect a Nativity Scene, and if they do, you can be damned sure I'm going to demand an atheist display!

A three step guide to leaving Islam. Part 1, part 2, and part 3.

SciShow teaches us about bats and snakes.

June likes stuff

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Watched Interstellar last night with Emily, Wallee, and Allan. It wasn't very good. Rather than fill me with a sense of wonder for the universe, it tried to say that love crossed the boundaries of the fifth dimension. Gag. Want to really get a science boner? Take a look at these pictures that show the scale of the universe.

A grim, but accurate example of the modern gaming industry.

There are still several states in this country where a parent can let their child die out of neglect, and as long as they claim religious reason, they immune to prosecution.

SciShow news.

Benedict Cumberbatch does some rapid-fire impressions.

Science continues to get closer at explaining the origin of life.

Did You Know Gaming covers the Mega Man series, again and the PlayStation 2.

Much like global warming, humankind's lack of self-control is leading us into another crisis with antibiotics.

Oprah can't afford to pay for her entertainers during her "The Life You Want" tour where tickets sales alone are expected to bring in around $4 million. Much like the Wal-Mart family, Oprah has learned that you don't become a billionaire by paying your employees.

Still looking for houses

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Played some back-alley bridge last night with Emily, Wallee, and Jason. Good times, even if I came in third.

If you enjoy podcasts about atheism, you'll probably love the Friendly Atheist Podcast.

The US Air Force decided to soften its language on proselytizing. They used to say, don't use your position of authority to force your religion on your subordinates because it causes nothing but problems. Now it reads, you can use your position of authority to force your religion on your subordinates, but just be sneaky about it. I can only hope that the few atheist officers take advantage of this situation.

Republican Senator Chuck Grassley would rather parrot a false quote of George Washington than do five seconds of Googling.

Warren Cole Smith published an article called 10 Things I Wish Everyone Knew About Evangelicals which is so hilarious I had to list all ten items with my critiques:

  1. Evangelicals share a common belief - Like all forms of Christianity, they most certainly do not. Put any two Christians, even of the exact same denomination, in a room to talk about religion together, and before long, they will start disagreeing.
  2. Jerry Falwell wasn’t the first evangelical - I can understand why you'd want to distance yourself from such a lunatic.
  3. Not everyone who calls himself an evangelical is an evangelical - Wasn't your first point that you all believe that same thing? This is just the No True Scotsman fallacy.
  4. Most evangelicals do not go to suburban megachurches - That's fine, but there are still over 1,300 churches across America that each take in more profit than a small country while paying no taxes.
  5. Evangelicals are generous - Yes, if you define "generous" as giving to a Christian church, Christian hospital, or Christian food bank. If you bully someone to profess a belief in your god before helping them, you're not giving, you're advertising.
  6. Evangelicals love LGBTQIA people - In the same way an abusive husband "loves" his wife so much he has to hit her. If your "unconditional" love has a condition of them changing their sexual identity, you don't love them.
  7. Evangelicals love the arts - Provided the art conforms with our ultra-Conservative pious view of morality. Do you love the art of Andres Serrano?
  8. Evangelicals are pro-science - And by "science," we mean Jesus riding dinosaurs on a 6,000-year-old Earth.
  9. Evangelicals value quality education for all - Provided that education doesn't include evolution, the big bang theory, sex ed, archaeology, anthropology, radioactive decay, or the psychology of religion.
  10. Evangelicals are diverse and tolerant - We don't care what race you are, we'll vote for laws that prevent you from making decisions about your body!

Christians really are this deluded. They vote against the freedoms of other people while claiming to be extremely tolerant, they deny entire scientific subjects where the experts are all in agreement and claim they are pro-science, they disown homosexuals and claim to love them. I'm no longer surprised by any of their statements, but I am fascinated by just how much cognitive dissonance a human brain can endure.

Ferguseon, MO, has another reason to be in the news after officer Jaris Hayden arrested a pregnant woman and raped her.

Ain't that America?

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I've been playing a lot of Pay Day 2, which is a pretty fun game, but a little buggy for my tastes.

Being an activist woman on the Internet means the police and FBI will never lift a finger to stop people from sending you rape and death threats. Sites like Twitter and YouTube aren't any help either and rarely do anything when their users threaten to murder women.

Nobody has the right to die until God is done toying with them first!

The Islamist group ISIS continues to kidnap and enslave girls, now as many as 5,000 to 7,000.

SciShow answers more of the world's top questions.

The Friendly Atheist talks about why faith is dangerous.

For your safety and convenience

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The Dan Barker lecture last night was a lot of fun. I bought two of his books and thoroughly enjoyed his talk. During Q&A, one apologist tried to stump him with a poor refutation of the problem of evil, "If you were all-powerful, and your children were evil, would you make them stop existing?" but Barker handled nicely, "I would prevent their evil actions, not obliterate children." Afterwards, we had drinks and dinner where I sat next to a political science major and a neurology major. The talks were wonderful!

Christian youth pastor Deric Peacock will be enjoying prison for awhile after exposing himself to what he thought was a 12-year-old girl whom he intended to have sex with, but in reality he was exposing himself to the police. The judge gave the man extra time because he was a pastor, which I don't agree with.

The Ghostbusters meet the Mythbusters in Epic Rap Battles of History.

Daniel Loxton gives a very uplifting talk about the Skeptic movement.

The ever-amazing Kristen Schaal explains the GOP's plan to woo women voters.

How El Al Airlines in-flight safety video should go down.

Mr. Deity gives a scathing talk about Mormonism.

New computer at work is a full day's work

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I'm going to see a talk by ex-preacher Dan Barker tonight! Yay!

Tony Ryan is a terrible person and deserves all the Internet shame he receives.

If you're going to make your kid hand out religious tracts to everyone of his classmates, you should probably first make sure that not -everything- in the tract is factually wrong. Luckily, for the kid's sake, he's too young to know how much his parents embarrassed him.

Yet another Christian minister, this time one in Grand Rapids, MI, was convicted of raping a child under the age of 13. John Balyo was arrested at a Christian music festival, and police said they also found several articles of missing children and child obituaries on the man's computer!

SciShow gives us tips on how to stop the spread of Ebola and explains why dogs pant.

Want to understand what sexual consent is? Ask a sex worker. And speaking of sex workers, Sasha Grey reads creepy texts.

John Oliver talks about the corruption inherent in state lotteries.

Turkish children have had their textbooks slightly altered in order to make their parent's gods happy. Rather than see diagrams of their own anatomy, they will now see pictures of cute fuzzy animals!

This is what life is like when you have to work with cats.

You can't put a price on a dead cat

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Dr. Oz does an Ask Me Anything on Twitter, and the result is just as you'd expect.

The parents of 12-year-old Syble Rossiter have been convicted on manslaughter after they allowed their daughter to die from diabetic ketoacidosis, which is completely treatable if you aren't someone who thinks God hates medicine.

Richard Carrier gives a lecture on his book about the mythology of Jesus and why he thinks the character never existed.

It's probably not the best to try to use bible quotes to get out of a prison sentence after raping two women you met on Christian Mingle.

Want a depressing belly-laugh laugh? Watch this video that was only supposed to be distributed to non-believers after the Rapture! These people are C-R-A-Z-Y!

SciShow teaches you how to supercool water and Veritasium explains how the pyramids were built.

John Oliver exposes the corruption with the US government and ALEC.

David Prothero looks at the mind of a science denier.

How can Microsoft be so adept at screwing up a simple interface? The mouse settings used to include a simple checkbox which would swap the two primary buttons on the mouse for left-handed users. However, in the latest "upgrade", Microsoft redesigned the mouse settings page with a whole bunch of moving graphics that dance all over the screen and hyper links and colors, and oh yeah, they removed the checkbox to swap the buttons for left-handed users. Instead, you have to click on a picture of mouse, then click on each button, and assign them to a new command. The new commands include the ability to change each button to a different button on the mouse, make each click a double-click, run a macro, or even disable the button entirely. I understand the desire to add more customizability in software, because I usually complain that there isn't enough. And to some extent, I appreciate that Microsoft has given me the ability to completely adjust how a mouse functions, because I plan on disabling the buttons of people with really expensive mice to make them think their mouse is broken so they'll give it to me. Anyway, in adding all this customizablity, Microsoft assumed that their would be more people who want to make their right mouse button perform a double-click, or change their left mouse button to a middle scroll down than their are left-handed people, i.e., several billion people. Way to screw up again Microsoft!

There are times when I hate people who use computers

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We don't see colors as they are, but how our brain makes us see them.

An infographic of common misconceptions.

Sometimes Obama does stuff I like, like endorsing Net neutrality.

Now that the Republicans control congress, we can see all sorts of wonderful things happening. Like the woman who was arrested for falling down the stairs (she was pregnant, and the police thought she was trying to have an abortion). Or the woman who was imprisoned for over a year after having a miscarriage until a medical examiner cleared her of wrong-doing. Or the woman who was forced by a judge to have a cesarean even after being told it might kill her; it did. Republicans call themselves pro-life, but the only life they care about is fetal life and persistent vegetative life.

An interesting lecture about how everyone (else) is a hypocrite.

Nice Sticky Buddy.

Teddy bears inside out is nightmare fuel.

How simple is it to plan a wedding? Just 10 easy steps!

There are a lot of flaws in this video, but it does cover 30 important milestones in gaming history.

PZ Myers does an interview for an Arabic audience.

Oklahoma just elected senator James Lankford who wants to solve the country's debt by praying more and adopting a biblical worldview. Of course, God told him to run for senator, so how can you argue with that?

There are times when I hate computers

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Who is more likely to rob you blind, a burglar or the police?

Aron Ra gives a lecture about Satanism and the evolution of the Lucifer character in history.

Adam Savage from Mythbusters talks about feminism.

Muslims in Iran are trying to make it illegal to own or play with dogs, a crime punishable by 74 lashes.

Steve Santagati is a horrible person, and an embarrassment to men everywhere.

The real purpose of Home Depot.

Seaborgium is pretty rad.

Brevard County, Florida wants it's citizens to know that everyone is equal, but Christians are more equal than atheists.

While the video doesn't address any of the benefits of it, it does a great job with pointing out the flaws in the Electoral College.

A quick explanation of antimatter.

Dem's some big crystals.

Let the monster rise!

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Did some more house hunting today. Found two really nice ones right down the street from one another! Time to flip a coin.

Michigan re-elected Rick Snyder for governor, and his first order of business? Prevent an entire group of people who love each other from getting married! Even Oklahoma allows same sex marriage. Even ARIZONA! Way to drop the ball Michigan!

Stay classy South Carolina.

Muslims living in the UK just can't help chopping off their children's genitalia.

Two more secular victories! The Humboldt County Board of Supervisors in California will not display an "In God We Trust" plaque in their chambers, and after 20 years, the Jesus fish on the Desert Storm memorial in Bonne County Missouri will be covered up. Now we just need to address the plans of the Magnolia State Heritage Campaign which is trying to make Christianity the official religion of Mississippi. Ingrates.

Gravity at work in a vacuum chamber is amazing.

How to get electricity from falling water, with the explanation video.

Trying to explain entropy is hard.

What if The Legend of Zelda was actually about Zelda?

Why can't everyone be perfect like me?

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Alaska's new Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski agrees that global warming exists, but she blames it on an Icelandic volcano that put more carbon in the atmosphere than 10 years worth of European traffic. Princeton professor Michael Oppenheimer corrects her by saying it's quite the opposite. In fact, the emissions of 1 year of European cars releases more carbon than 10 years worth of all of the European volcanoes combined!

Gordon Klingenschmitt is a despicable excuse for a human. In addition to thinking he can expel the demons that cause homosexuality, that homosexuals are like terrorists who want to behead Christians, and that the USA should adopt the bible for foreign and domestic laws (execute homosexuals, execute women for pre-marital sex, execute children for leaving Christianity, etc.). Yet, despite the foul and ignorant remarks this schmuck makes, he was elected to the Colorado House of Representatives in a land slide victory. Colorado, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

What happens when a Christian apologist tries to answer a simple question from an 8th grader? Six minutes of nonsensical babbling.

Learn yourself some psychological terms and why not to eat desiccants.

Enjoy Halloween bible style!

Are you guilty of talking while female?

Victim blaming in cases of sexual assault doesn't just tell denigrate women, it also empowers sexual offenders. Stop doing it.

Beware of the spooky Simon's Cat!

Disney villains all have scars.

Hello [test subject name].

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I'm disappointed in many of my fellow Michiganders today, but not my local crew. While the majority of Michigan re-elected a governor who proudly nullifies the voting rights of anyone in a poor district, people in Genesee County voted predominately Left and helped get decent people in office.

Eric from Let's Get!! has made a wonderful review from my Simon's Quest: Redacted translation hack. So proud!

Brittany Maynard made headlines when she announced she was going to kill herself before her terminal brain cancer did it for her. She was seen as a champion by many assisted suicide advocates for having the courage to take control of her own life while her brain still worked well enough to do so. As expected, many Christians chimed in with their own version of Christian Love.

Another church has been caught handing out a list of specific candidates to vote for for yesterday's election. If this were done by any non-profit organization, the IRS would shut them down in a heart beat, but because it's a church, the IRS doesn't care.

When they discovered that their honors biology textbook contained a page explaining how various birth control methods can be used to prevent pregnancy, the school board members of Gilbert Public Schools in Arizona did the right thing, they torn the page out of the book so their students couldn't learn about condoms.

SciShow's "World's Most Asked Questions" segment continues with what is energy? And what is the meaning of life?

Minute Physics explains why the sky is blue and the sun is yellow, and how the depiction of rainbows you're used to seeing are wrong.

Time to exercise my right to futility in government

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Since today is voting day, let CGP Grey give you a taste of just how easy the whole process is.

The state of Oregon now affords the same rights and privileges to Secular Humanists as they do to any other religion. I'm kind of ambivalent on this tactic. On one hand, Humanism is not a religion, so it hurts to see it grouped with all that hocus pocus, but on the other hand, preferential treatment of religions isn't going away any time soon in this country, so the more non-religious organizations that are seen as "religions" by the state helps water-down all of the others.

John Oliver explores how the US government deals with hired translators during war time.

Catholics aren't the only religious group that houses child-rapists, you can find the same problem among Hasidic Jews.

What happens when you stretch out the number pi for an entire mile?

The Christian Post recently printed an article about how there is a war on religion. Oh no, if it's anything like the war on Christmas, we're done for! For examples of this "war" the author explains how many people disagree with the Supreme Court Hobby Lobby ruling, that secularists try to prevent Christians from discriminating against homosexuals, and that people compare Christian fundamentalists to Muslim fundamentalists. War is indeed hell, but then, so is dealing with Christians with an over-inflated persecution complex. This is what happens when villains see themselves as heroes.

OK Go still can't disappoint with their latest music video.

RetroAhoy gives a nostalgic review of Half-Life.

Finally moved my old posts to the respetive months in the Old News page.

Halloween's over, time to be terrified of Christmas!

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I went to three more parties over the weekend. Damn, I'm popular! And exhausted. I also made a Halloween-themed music quiz which was well received. Emily and I also looked at four different houses over the weekend. Three were in tree-less subdivisions which I detested, one had a beautiful tree-filled yard, but had a flooded basement and arsenic in the water. So far, I'm not that thrilled about any of them. I also learned the importance of taking a full pack of gum out of your jeans before throwing them in the dryer.

Judith Hawkins officially gets the boot after she turned her Tallahassee, FL court house into her own personal religious ministry.

Christians usually freak out about Harry Potter, but the truth is, Harry Potter is much better than the bible.

Creationists tried to do a big workshop and public debate at MSU, but none of the science staff even bothered with them, and fewer than 100 people even bothered to show up, many were just there to watch them fail.

As expected, someone vandalized the Graveyard of Lost Gods.

Eric Hovind doesn't seem to understand that his god really isn't that different from Santa Claus.

If football players were atheists, who would they thank after winning the big game?

What if female gamers acted like male gamers?

Don't forget to vote tomorrow!

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