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## Questions

 Several questions, see below - Jay Hawk (2007/01/03) Q: Why do you Rule so much? A: It actually makes a lot of sense that TheAlmightyGuru rules. Just take a look at the etymology of the word "rule". It's derived from the French riule which in turn comes from the Vulgar Latin regula which can be translated to mean "straight stick". Now then, when you think about straight sticks, what comes to mind? The correct answer, of course, is TheAlmightyGuru. Q: Why do I love your site? A: That is all part of the tiny little mind controlling device which we've gently placed into your skull via an awl and a sledge hammer. Q: 7, 8, 9. Did 7 really eat 9? A: Jokes that were thought up before the turn of the century aren't funny any more. And for the record 7 couldn't have eaten 9 because he was at my place all night watching MacGyver reruns. Q: Is there any way to rule as much as you? A: That depends on how straight your stick is. Q: How old am I? (Solve it in order) 11 times 2 = __ divided by 2 = __ plus 9 = __ times 5 = __ minus 89 = my age. A: You dare insult us with your primitive mathematics quiz? *sigh* `11 x 2 = 22` `22 / 2 = 11` `11 + 9 = 20` `20 x 5 = 100` `100 - 89 = 11` Thus, you are 11. Uh... don't tell your parents about the straight stick thing.