You Deserve to Know the Truth: Contraception
(with commentary)

By: Dean Tersigni
2012-10-11

This is a patently absurd video with a long stream of lies about contraception. I laughed so much while watching it that I had to record my running commentary. I didn't include time points, but there is so much commentary you shouldn't have much trouble keeping track.

  • Ironically, you may deserve to the know the truth, but you will only be lied to with this video.
  • Decreased desirability, because men won't be able to smell the pheromones, which we arenít sure have much affect on humans anyway.
  • Taking the pill means that men won't want to have sex with you? Yes, because when a women taking the pill tells a man he has a free meal, he can't get it up!
  • Studies show... but we won't tell you which ones!
  • Papyrus font! For shame!
  • Iíll bet you didnít even know that ďcontraceptingĒ was a word. Neither did my spell checker.
  • They don't bother to ask if they're using barrier methods which are hormone free.
  • Women degrade themselves with eye shadow, lipstick, and red wine. Heaven forbid! Love the porno music too!
  • Men become confused due to a lack of fertile women? She's on the pill? Shit, I guess I better rape a hooker!
  • 1972... I'm glad we haven't done any other research in the past 40 years!
  • That tribe of monkeys look an awful lot like chimpanzees, which are apes, not monkeys. But then, you can bet these folks don't due much research on animals that are so closely related to humans.
  • Austin chose -three- females to be his -exclusive- sexual partners. Just like the bible tells us!
  • Divorce went up as birth control usage went up... It couldnít have anything to do with social changes where we no longer think that itís a sin to remain married to a wife-beater. And really, is divorce a bad thing?
  • Divorce also went up as the number of pirates decreased. Correlation is not causation.
  • I can just see the Jerry Springer show now... My wife started taking the pill, and it turned me gay!
  • Weight Gain is at a larger font size than blood clots. At least your priorities are in order.
  • Don't bother telling me how common these side-effects are, just that they might possibly exist is good enough to frighten me away from them!
  • Wow! The WHO says that all hormonal contraceptives are class 1 carcinogens? All of them, not just a select few! Here are a couple other class 1 carcinogens, sunlight, x-rays, certain mineral oils, salt-cured fish, fine sawdust.
  • It's impossible to calculate the number of deaths due to contraception because the number is sooooo low!
  • Contraception is not on the US certificate of death? Neither is sledge hammer to the skull.
  • There are thousands of -pending- lawsuits? Do pending lawsuits prove something is dangerous, or do clinical trials?
  • Abortion of a fertilized embryo (which occurs naturally 50% of the time without contraception), looks remarkably like a 3rd trimester fetus!
  • I was hoping I'd see the fallacy of a single cell is a person with all the rights and privileges of an adult.
  • "Infant Homicides Through Contraceptives" with a title like that, you know it gonna be unbiased!
  • Estrogen is in our tap water? I was wondering where this vagina came from! Arsenic is also in our tap water, and yet we live. I wonder if the amount of a chemical has anything to do with how much damage it can cause?
  • People drink untreated water from 80% of US rivers! Who knew?
  • Birth control pills are the cause of adultery, divorce, abortion, STDs, promiscuity, adultery again, divorce again... and HOMOSEXUALITY which we all know is EVIL!
  • I don't remember the beginning of Star Wars being such a downer!
  • 2/3 of students learn about contraception... THAT'S IT?!
  • If the school teaches you about condoms, you are required to have sex!
  • Homosexuality increased 30% in 2000-2005! Gay people started coming out because of the pill, not because of we started treated homosexuals like humans with equal rights.
  • Nearly half of homosexuals have had 500+ partners! That sounds totally accurate!
  • There is no over-population problem, just ask India and China! Because we donít have ever-increasing longevity to account for.
  • Everyone on Earth could live comfortably in Texas. Never mind that Texas is mostly a barren desert and under severe drought! Who needs farmland to support billions of people anyway?
  • If the inventor of something says it's bad, you don't need evidence, just his word is good enough to say that it's bad!
  • Oh crap, even though the Earth's population has been growing at a geometric rate, we're going extinct! They even point out China as going extinct!
  • We think you have the right to decide when and how life comes about? No my friend, only God can decide if your swimmers make it there!
  • Frozen embryos composed of less than 1,000 cells look remarkably like 3rd trimester fetuses!
  • People are cloning MANBEARPIG!
  • Pollution of the heart that rejects the will of God! Had to LOL on that one!
  • Not wanting 18 kids is "selfish pleasure"
  • At least they had one decent quote, The Bloodhound Gang!
  • God gave us marriage as a sign of himself... but then, neither God nor Jesus ever married. Whoops!
  • Pagan Celtic knot work? Perfect!
  • Your penis is a valuable race horse boys!
  • Was that a Muslim they showed to be made in the Christian God's image?
  • Pregnancy is not a risk... except to the uncountable number of women who died before modern medicine made it safe.
  • If you pull out when you're fucking your bother's wife... GOD WILL KILL YOU!
  • Martin Luther said that a condom is worse than incest. You mean the same man that said ď[reason] is the Devil's greatest whore.Ē Yeah, I totally trust his opinions.
  • The pleasure of man... because it's only our pleasure that matters, and don't you chicks forget it!
  • Oh, this is a Catholic video. Remember, when you're raping a little boy... don't use a condom!
  • Only having 9 kids is self-seeking, empty pleasure, and false joy!
  • Authentic joy only comes to Christians who don't use condoms. Which means that EVERYONE ELSE on Earth is unhappy! I'll bet you didn't know that.
  • Tell your friends not to use condoms because they will destroy them! Then, lose all your friends!
  • The URL is COMEunityintruth! Yes. Lot's of come!

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