TheAlmightyGuru's Publications

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Cerebral Seepage, August 2008

This issue contains: Idiotic Advertising, Dating For Dorks: A Woman's Perspective, reviews of casual Internet games, an Ask A Guru response, an article on the Bush Administration's wiretapping agenda, an "Are You Ready For Dating" quiz, an essay on how euphemisms have gone too far, and how cannibalism hasn't gone far enough, why men shouldn't be expected to have only one pair of shoes, and a few quips, jibs, and various quotes.

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Cerebral Seepage, May 2008

This issue contains: Dating For Dorks Deux, An Ask A Guru response, reviews of "Baby One More Time", "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines", "Windows Media Player", and "Paperboy". It contains the essays: Charity As Advertising, Anecdotal Evidence, and Au Naturale. It also has humor sections for How to Make a Grrl Luv U and The Worlds Greatest Achievements. There is a story about my own Balloon-phobia, some Enlightenment, and Web Sites You Should Know About.

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Cerebral Seepage, April 2008

Contains an Ask A Guru response, reviews of the movie "High Fidelity", the album "Casino Twilight Dogs", the book "Good Omens", the game "Bionic Commando", the program "7-Zip", and the Web site "Akiyoshi's Illusion Pages". It also teaches you to learn 2 talk gooder and recognize appeal to authority. There is a story from a divorced child's perspective, a list of the most annoying fonts ever, dating tips for dorks, and geeky pickup lines.

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Cerebral Seepage, March 2008

Contains an article on how Roman Numerals were utilized, a short story about a love sick vandal, an Ask A Guru response, some humor, a beginner's guide to pirating, and reviews the movies: "A Beautiful Mind", "Spirited Away", the songs: "Vincent (Starry, Starry Night)", "Henrietta", "November", the books: "Classic Rock Stories", "Memoirs of a Geisha", the programs: "VLC Media Player", "TED Notepad", and the Web sites: "xavierenigma's Neat Physics Game", "Games Kids Play".

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