Funny Girl is a novel written by Nick Hornby and published on 2014-11-06.
I own a first edition US hardcover.
- "You've got the bosom, the waist, the hair, the legs, the eyes . . . If I thought that murdering you with a meat cleaver, this minute, would get me half what you've got, I'd slice you up with out a second's though and watch you bleed to death like a stuck pig." "Thank you," said Barbara.
- She wasn't the sort of catch one could take home and show off to people; she was the sort of catch that drags the angler off the end of the pier and pulls him out to sea before tearing him to pieces as he's drowning.